Image Search

Sometimes when I want to waste some time while waiting for the apocalypse, I put my name in Google Image search & find some things that make me laugh. Here's some of them:
Published at last!
Also, my cafe...
Shares in my company anyone...
And then there's my own personal dance music event...
oh boy, I think (a) I have identity issues, or (b) I need a social life, or (c) some cheap mexican crack...